Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
you made out with another girl for some wings
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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