i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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