Where is the hickey?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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