Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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