And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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