Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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