A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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