Yo dont text me then not text me
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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