your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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