Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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