I wannas sexs uuuuu
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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