I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
