I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Randomize
