allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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