Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
