Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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