This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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