Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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