apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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