Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
The power of my boobs compel you
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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