Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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