I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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