ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
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Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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