somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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