I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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