Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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