holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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