i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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