Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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