you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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