Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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