Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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