Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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