Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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