he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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