a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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