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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.

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(740): View more from Ohio

well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.

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(775): View more from Nevada

At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.

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(817): View more from Texas

she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.

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(234): View more from Ohio

If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.

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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol

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(908): View more from New Jersey

it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't

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(971): View more from Oregon

Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin

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