if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
There's always time for handjobs
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
