K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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