Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
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The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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