Are we in a gay sports bar?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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