Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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