I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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