My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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