hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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