Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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