Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
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I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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