How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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