I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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