I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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