No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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