is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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