hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I pour the whiskey from now on
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Randomize
