remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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