I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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